She saw the outfit on the blow molded plastic ideal of a feminine form and just knew she had to have it, but never got to wear it, and probably never will. She dilly dallied for 30 days yet still had the receipt naturally.
The next 30 days where hectic and the receipt was moved hither and thither and she was always sure she knew where it was. On the 91st day after purchase all the stars aligned and she could return the outfit, or could she?
Where was the receipt? Had she had passed the point of no return?